| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Pigtail Rider | Witch Elf | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, Block, Side Step | | 3 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 27 | 110000 |
| 2 | Sweet Meat | Witch Elf | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, +MA, Block | | 2 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 16 | 110000 |
| 3 | Crotch Rot | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Mighty Blow, Dauntless, Dodge | -ma | 1 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 33 | 100000 |
| 4 | From Blood With Love | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100000 |
| 5 | Painful Tranquility | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 5 | 8 | Block, Dodge, +AG, Leap | m | 9 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 40 | 100000 |
| 6 | Humps Da Leg | Blitzer | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dodge, +MA | -av | 3 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 24 | 100000 |
| 7 | Hee Haw Farce | Runner | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dump-Off, Accurate | | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 80000 |
| 9 | Tricky | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Dirty Player | | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 70000 |
| 10 | Purty Mouth | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 5 | 8 | Dirty Player, +AG | -ma | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 19 | 70000 |
| 12 | Tricky | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 13 | Strychnine | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 70000 |
| 14 | Mexican Inquisition | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Dirty Player, Block | -ma | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 16 | 70000 |
| 15 | Sir Gimpsalot | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge | -ma | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 22 | 70000 |
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| Team Name: | Cripples Unlimited | Re-Rolls: | 4 |
| Race: | Dark Elf | Fan Factor: | 11 |
| Team Rating: | 181 | Assistant Coaches: | 4 |
| Treasury: | 30000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | shadow46x2 | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |